My Absurd Belly

Absurd.  Absurd, I tell you.  In the past few weeks my belly has dramatically increased in size and I swear it feels like it gets just a little bigger every day!

8 months looking down

I took this poorly lit shot last night as I was sitting sideways on the couch talking to my husband.  I looked down and was shocked.  When did this happen?  When did I loose my crotch?  When did the belly surpass my major boobage?  And how did it sneak up on me like this if I'm attached to this belly every day?

I then stood up to do the toe check.  You know, where you look down and see if the pregnancy has made your toes disappear.  Sure 'nough.  Toes gone.  What is 9 months going to look like?  Hold me, I'm scared.