Can the unborn have rage issues?
Can infants have inch long claws?
Can a human female be accidentally impregnated by a groundhog? (baby was created in a Dr office, you never know!)
These are the questions that roll thru my mind at moments like this. Moments where I swear it feels like Mongo is trying to burrow his way to freedom. Surely my womb can't be all that bad. I have been assured by a few sources that these disturbing movements happen and he can't possibly do either of us any damage. But Lord, it don't feel natural.
Perhaps all those naughty little fantasies of mine have come true and Hugh Jackman came around to donate his Wolverine sperm to me. Yes, this is how I will think of it.