Thursday, May 17, 2012

Daddy, Oh Daddy

A conversation last night.  Really.

Him:  I just finished changing his diaper, but he peed while I was changing him.  Can you take Sam while I wash my hands?

Me:  Sure. (pick up baby)  Hey, Hon. . .why is he wet?  My God.  Did you redress him and leave him laying in a puddle of piss?

Him:  Uhhhhhh. . .

Me:  Seriously.  He's soaked.

Him:  He peed up, so I didn't think it got on him.

Me:  What goes up must come down.  Please go get a clean outfit.

Him:  *mumble mumble*

But really, what should I expect from a man who "fixed" the siding on our house by putting duct tape on it.  And that was over a year ago.  And the tape is still there.  He's a great guy, but he has his moments.

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