Just to give you an inkling of what everyone in the office has to deal with. Just to give you a glimmer of what Crazy Ass Boss Lady is like. This is something I overheard her saying to the office receptionist yesterday.
"The toilet paper in the bathroom is really hard to get off the roll. Like, it only lets me take a square or two at a time. It's really annoying. Look into that for me. I don't know what you have to do, just fix it."